en casa, 25 de Agosto (2012)

¿Alguien quire saber que algunas personas con un nombre apellido español quienes en la clase media hacer un Sabado ordinario?  Nada mucho.  No somos ricos, no somos pobres.  Pero, no nos gustamos los dos partidos polìtico mejor.  ♪ Vote partido tercero!  (Pero local, vote con su corazon y su cerebro).

Digo que no esta un vistazo significado — esta ordinario (o menos que ordinario).

La primera cosa esta mañana para me fue una carrera (de pie).  Corrì bien.  Entonces, a casa mi esposa quiere parame a ayudar ella en jardinerìa.  Afuera, hace calor, por lo general.  Entonces … tiempo por el piscina. Mejor …

Arriba: hay 22 fotos.  Mas temprano, son de la piscina.  “Betty” esta alado de, con un gato debajo su asiento.  Mire los nublados sobre los “BookCliffs” al norte de nosotros.

Hay viente-dos; a la izquierda a derecho, arriba a debajo:

1.  Sì.  Bookcliffs, nublados, la piscina de Betty …   El perro es “Koda.”  Estamos cuidado el perro de nuestro hijo.

2.  Bookcliffs, nublados … verano despacio y …

3.  ¿ Ve el gato debajo el asiento?

4.  El gato debajo el asiento …

5.  Mas de mismo, y nalgas de RockSea …

6.  Nublados sobre del “Book Cliffs”

7.  El (la ?) inuk-thingy en frente del casa, y flores, y …

8.  Vista al sur de la casa  (cerro sin arboles)

9.  Nuestro “lago” (estanque) y nuestro canoa esta listo para un viaje corto

10.  Nosotros cuidar un niño, no … cuidar el perro de nuestro hijo.  Pelota pelota — “ball ball.”  (El gusta a traer la pelota).

11.   Casa, nublado (sobre el “Grand Mesa”), arbol

12.  Bruce dormiendo.  Es verano, vd. sabe …

13.  Inuk-thingy, Sleven, RockSea

14.  Dos inuk-cosas en las afueras de nuestro lugar.  Miriendo a sur …

15.  Ooh …  ¿ ve el rayo láser despues el camión y el buzón ?

16.  ♪¿ No paso en la mierda de perro!

17.  No caminar en las hormigas …

18.  No se la palabra en español por –> inunnguaq — o — inuksuit — o — inukshuk, me llaman los “inukthingies” (inuk-cosas).  Este es el inukthingy en frente de nuestro casa, al lado de la buzòn.  Mire los nublados sobre de la Grand Mesa …

19.  Dos perros (uno es de mi hijo — “Koda”) al norte de nuestro casa.

20.  Dos perros negros …

21.  Betty es “Wulf-Muthur” (la madre de los lobos) — porque ellos gusta a estar cerca de ella mucho del tiempo.

22.  Cuatro perros (y la bicicleta de mi esposa) en el  camiòn de ella — sobre el “Grand Mesa” el Domingo pasado — que divertido.

Losing my footing on the spinning bawl

so, we

are losing our footing on the spinning ball.  yes, we.  no, we.  i’ve lost it, and it’s temporary, but the sense of feeling the connexion(s) to everything and everyone else is tenuous, at best.

this facet of identification is, like many things, graphically illustrated by the good old sine wave.  troughs and peaks.  and i’d like to close this ride on the merrigoaround with a grab at the golden ring.  it’ll take some werk.

times like this i feel that the canvas is more real than the stuff we put on it.  my life as a sketch.  as a tapestry.  as a potter’s soon-to-be-discarded deformed flower pot.  the brief and fleeting melodic phrase, enmeshed in and felt and expressed, but evaporated minutes later.  oh, those darn haunting fleeting shreds of dissipating notes …

so it is with seemingly everything.  we would all be really very really smart if we remembered everything we learned.  mostly, i know that i once knew.  we are sliding into the seasonal furnace, the oven is on, we will broil, we will cope in whatever ways, relief at the breezes and rains and storm fronts but basically watch helplessly as the lawn yellows.  i hope i can find the time for frequent forays into the high country.

a week at a time, or so, that is how i leap-frog thru’ whatever it is i’m doing, or not, in this coalescence of space/time which, collectively, i think we all call “earth.”  my part of it, at least.  sometimes i feel my “body” is but a localized collection of particles intertwined with the associated energies serving as either a cage or a trap or the hermit-crab-shell for “my” consciousness.  i’m fairly sure it’s mine.  either that, or the sense of continuity is fairly convincing.  easily fooled.  can all of me be fooled all the time?  hope not.

i will probably never (until i figure out what doo-wah-diddy means) be ensconced in my perfect life, but if i make some headway in that sort of approach, i’d try to write more.  and also organize some of the things already and mostly written.  i could take all the hockey stories into a single somewhat long and hopefully not too boring story.  well, chapters.  the material is there, i’ve just gotta thread it together.

i could dive into “best frenz” a bunch more, as i often think of what seems to be fitting and appropriate (and, a good thing for me to pursue:  nice things to say about people, especially if i don’t happen to like whoever at present).  that is why i started and think i’m mostly finished with but hope i’ll remember more things to put into “sibling positives.”  that essay is/was an exercize and like reciting a litany, the (way)stations of the cross, meditating on calming the beast within, smoothing the ripples at the bottom of the pond.  yes, that will be more publicly-promulgated (well, i intend to, some day!) eventually.

the opposite of S P is a thinly-veiled fiction, sometimes called the QuickSandMemo (QSM), or could be called “why Sarah doesn’t like Justine.”  there might be more outrages i’ll either remember or will occur in the future.  there’s a place to plant those weeds …

and whatever else just happens.  pops up.  and if the worse does go all the weigh around and comes up on itself (worse comes to …) … groggily, it’s head throbbing, cursing the hangover, seeking absolution in forgettfullness and a deep sleep or perhaps even better, the plunge into the deep cool pulsating pool

ah, heck.  i could try to organize the many dozens of chapters of the BLORG.  or get an apprentice / secretary to do it, so i can go golf or something.

there should be a hockey outlet.  continued running, ruminating, regurgitating of life, rectifying the wrecked-um, and

horngulation on the hongus.

gwadamagontching on the ganges.  think evile shaved-heads pony-tailed krishna-phreeks riding the whoarsez uv doom scattering the sacred brahmin cattle among the banks of the ganges.

and meeyoozick.  just gotta.  will and should we seriously hoard for the always-imminent but possibly-never-to-really-arrive apocalypse?  maybe we should collect as many of the end-of-the-whirled moovies as possible:  madmax, the postman, eli, omegaman, the road, the time masheen, i am legend, 28 daze, 29 daze, world flesh and the devil, some obscure new zealand last man on earth movie we rented along time ago, when worlds collide, and a dozen others i’ve mercifully forgot.  we should hoard a PA system and drums and stuff to continue the jam with.  ammunition.  (does THAT have an expiration date?)  gas generator.  a friend told me he doesn’t have to have guns or stuff ’cause he can FIX just about anything.  (like the short fellow in madmax/thunderdome who “has the knowin’ of many things.”)  ‘cept mike ain’t that short.  we’ll ramp up on the hoardin’ of cats.  won’t be too many mice in our junkyard!  did i mention gas?  oil?  i’ve envisioned driving around in as large as an RV as i can tolerate, pulling a trailer with the abbreviated hardware store within.

hoarding aside, i think i should un-hoard memories.  those knots of seemingly-associated recollections intertwined into what passes as my deepest innermost thoughts.  ‘cept they ain’t deep, and they’re innermost only ’cause i can’t retrieve them easily, it’s not ’cause i don’t want to, share, promulgate, express them.  ’cause there’s a thing or three there.  amusing stuff.  funny stuff.  coincidental things.  ‘the sacred and the profane’ standing on the stage side-by-sighed.  nobody’s watching, wonder why i can’t just slip between the seconds of time and

ah luvvs thissshitt

We’ll get to the “luvs this” — but last weekend the unlikely duo of Walter and Bruce were, well, just hangin’.

Dee ‘n me had a friend passin’ thru.  He’s of Anglo ethnocentricity, but identifies heavily with Western Hemisphere aboriginal.  He posited that perhaps these two entities shared a bond way beyond the obvious.  Mates (as in Crocodile Dundee, mate) in passed life times?  Kindred spirits, none-the-less, it certainly seems.

Betty and her son, and his best friend pose on the sidewalk in downtown Palisade, also last weekend.

Beauty.  And the beast.

Today (early this passed evening) the dorgzeneye (thassaKollektive) went to the Horse Mountain 36-Road trail head.  Although within 20 miles of our house, this was our first time there.  YOU KNOW how things look in veiled, filtered, indirect light.  This was EAST Orchard Mesa, the Palisade side of the area.  “Ah luvs thisshit” ah sed tew meeself.

It’s … azzyoo kintell, orchard-y.  Bucolic.  Tranquil.  (i hope it’s NOT deceptively tranquil)

The edge of the irrigated lush orchard aggie zone abruptly meets the ‘high’ desert.

We’re nearing the trailhead, down a last lane thru’ the orchards.

The eastern Grand Valley anchor of the Bookcliffs.  The Bookcliffs are the north boundary of the Valley but we’re hiking south, into the Horse Mountain area.

THAT’s Mount Garfield, the pre-eminent landmark to the north of the Valley, just outside of Palisade.  Things are hazy (the light is muted) ’cause of forest fires in the states to the west of us.  Usually the aspect would be direct, unrelenting, soul-sucking, sunlight.

Sleven and Rocksea are Dogs Of The High Desert.

We wander further south, and Garfield recedes — not only with distance, but with haze.  I think the haze and other not-so-obvious influences enable extradimensional portals to, ever so slightly perhaps, exert influences, gradually at first …

DON’T step in the ooombah!

Appealing, iddn’t it?  I definitely plan on comin’ back, mebbe with a mountain bike, or, heck, run as far as I can (when it’s cooler!).  View is to the south, southeast — with “the world’s largest (and highest?) flat-topped mountain” — the Grand Mesa (10,000 ft. high) on the horizon.

Darned oil- (and gas) field pipelyings!

RockSea on the mesa-top.

As the sun sinks into the haze …

NOTHING says End-of-the-Whirled Apocalyptic Doom like a Black Dawg on a bleak high-desert cactus/land-scape with the Red Sun of Futility overhead.  Seriously, a coyote was yelling at us.  I (gu)estimate ‘yote was about 200 yards away.  To their credit, the dawgs did not give chase…

Sleven and Rocksea pause.  The straight lying just above R’s head is “B & 1/2 Road” — the way back to my house, about 20 miles away.

XPlorayshuns into the anti-Matter Yooniverse: Garfield Grumble, 2003

Xplorations into the anti-matter Universe:

Garfield Grumble 2003

If you go flying back through time and you see somebody else flying forward into the future, it’s probably best to avoid eye contact.

     –Jack Handy: Deep Thoughts

Rosco “Atlas” Betunada holds up the whirled, @ Garfield

Shortly before the start, Garfield Grumble 2003: I was wearing a Central High School track singlet, inside out.  My son, a discus-thrower, had taken it home after his last season.  (Besides, it matched my CHS sweat pants, used as pajamas.  My daughter brought the pants home after her last cross-country season).  Somebody made a comment, hinting at theft of CHS property.

“No,” I said.  “This is from the anti-matter parallel universe – where the GOOD people (including my not-so-evil twin) reside.”  Good old Lartnec H.S.  Go, SROIRRAW, fight, win.

race die-rector (“BoogidieShoe” Conrad) giving dye-wrexions

The race started.  I attempted to assist Joe Schwarz in the traditional musical send-off.  He put his trumpet away in his car; I tossed my harmonica in mine.  All the other runners were concentrating on the task at hand (they were already running away).  Stepping carefully over the Starting Line Snake, Joe and I trotted down the road.  My two dogs scurried nearby.

Quantum physics… the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle infers that one can KNOW the position of an object at the cost of NOT KNOWING its momentum; or one could know momentum but not the position.  We were spread out in space in time.  Not being sub-atomic particles, there was probably a good deal of certainty as to the nature of ALL our physical and energetic properties – but we didn’t really want to know.  We wanted to question the obvious, to re-define the boundaries and push the envelope.

Joe talked of relativistic time effects in marathon running.  How the last six miles usually seems to take as much or more time than the previous twenty.  “The last mile takes forever,” he said.  “And the first mile goes by in a blur.”

… Relativistic time effects.  And how space, and place, also, are malleable.  Joe continued musing, each cycle of the conversational spiral encompassing increasing transitoriness.  Transitoriness?  Whatever.

Six days later I asked Joe if he remembered what he was talking about.

“Talking while running is just like drunks talking at a bar,” he answered.  “It evaporates almost as quickly as you say it.  It doesn’t mean anything.”

Joe asked about the following week’s desert trail run, the 5-Mile Triple Jump.

“It ain’t the triple jump no more.  No jumping required.  Now it’s the ‘Water Tower’ 5-mile.”  I mentioned that one aspect of the new Water Tower course had participants negotiating through narrow steep-sided arroyos.  The walls were often less than eight feet apart, and about ten feet high.  “Running through those reminds me of the rebel fighters zooming through the canyons of the Death Star.”

“It would be fun to make a video of that as you ran.  Perhaps while wearing a big Darth helmet, and a cape.”

We discussed a few other subjects.  I mentioned how there were not just one or two fast women runners in our area.  What might be surprising to the school-age runners was that some of these “older” runners had children – and were STILL really fast.  Take Leanne Whitesides, for instance, THIRD in this year’s (2003) Bolder Boulder Citizen’s Race.

“How many kids does Leanne have?” asked Joe.

I told Joe about Betunada’s Observation Regarding Kids, #3:  when parents have one child, they outnumber that child and the parenting situation is relatively easy to manage.  Two children represent having the parent’s hands full – sometimes the situation is “manageable,” sometimes not.  Three kids? – The parents are OUTNUMBERED and it doesn’t matter if there are three, four, or more.  I concluded that Leanne (and husband) had “more than two.”  You can count, identify the position and momentum of one or two children most the time, but more than that, there is definite spreading-out of the time-space matrix — The Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle in Parenting.

“Leanne has more than two,” I answered.  There could be four children, or three, or five, but due to momentum and position uncertainties, I could not reliably and/or scientifically be 100% certain.

This reminded me of a tidbit from a collegiate anthropology class.  Frequently, so-called “primitive” tribes had been ‘first’ – encountered by professional anthropologists.  And, some of these tribes had numbering systems consisting of: ‘one, two, (and) many.’

Joe remarked that elementary school math class should be easy.  “What’s two times two?”

“Many.”

“Two plus one?”

“Many.”

Joe then predicted that we would pass “many” runners on the uphill portion of the course, about a half-mile away.  I predicted that I would lose “many” places on the downhill.

Just then my dog, Doolie, ran right in front of me.  He had violated the International Track & Field “Lane” rule:  I had to shuffle to avoid tripping over him as he ran immediately in front of my feet.

“Out of my way, Doolie!” I shouted.  After a few seconds consideration … “and stay out of Joe’s way too.”

“Thanks,” Joe quipped.

“summit, then plummet”

I did NOT pass “many” on the ascent, but saw “many” not too far ahead.  Beer at the top.  Water for the dogs.  Joe, stopping occasionally to snap photos, arrived at the summit shortly after I did.  The guy who arrived just ahead of us, waiting to become “un-dizzy” before continuing.

Two more runners came huffing up, sipping the obligatory water, shaking another cup over their steaming heads, and the four of us continued towards the descent.  “Dizzy guy” kept Top of the Hill Aid Station Girl company for a while longer.

FLAMING FINISH LINE.  Well, by the time I tottered down, it was somewhere between flaming and smoldering.  Plenty of beer.  Boom box.  Beautiful Breckenridge MaryBrooke asked, “Are all the local races like this?”

Wish I, in good conscience, could have answered “yes”.  On the other hand, “no” – the Garfield Grumble is unique – an entity with it’s own separate and different identity each year.  In these uncertain times, we can be fairly sure that the 2004 Grumble will, again, be wierd.  (And, of course, a good work-out).

Un otro fin-de-semana que nada mucho ocurre

Ay caramba.  El ùltimo fin-de-semana de Julio fue difìcil para me porque estuve cansado.  Asi que …

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Mis perros y yo fueron de caminar cerca de las MicroOndas de Nuevo-Milla-Cerro (“Nine Mile Hill”).  Este es “Duallie” en una caverna (pequeño) con un pared de “hornunculuses.”

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Es el re-construccìon de “inuk-thingy” de Whitewater.  Es un dìa nublado y un pocito magnìfico, verdad?

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Dually (y la cola de Rocksea) cerca un otro “Inuk thingy” de Whitewater.  (¿Es una lengua grande, sì?)

eddie and his mom brush (or maybe just ‘comb’) the beach at Port Angeles

Mi hija y mi nieto en la playa cerca de Port Angeles, estado de Washington.  No, no fui allì — mis hijos fueron … fui solamente cerca de mì casa …

2 excellent high-octane darky cerverzas ..

Son dos de mi favorita cervezas oscuras.  Old Rasputin (North Coast Brewing) y Storm King (Victory, de “Downington” Pennsylvania).  Recuerde:  fue un fin-de-semana que nada paso.

the feral cats in the jungle hog the watering hole

Los tigres buscan y quedarsen en un estanque en la selva …

the bean ranch arch, discovered by explorer dawgz

Un arco (“el” arco?) de Bean Ranch, Whitewater.  Hay arcos cerca de mì casa que no estan en Moab !

arco de rancho frijole

Este arco es, mas-o-menos, veinte kilometros despues de mì casa.  Hay un arco MAS GRANDE que es diez kilometros (o menos) despues de mì casa.

inukthingy de nuevo-milla palo, numero dos

Es el inukthingy de Nuevo-Milla Cerro numero dos porque construì un otro hace unos meces.  Creo que numero uno es muy difìcil a encontrar …

Desafortunatamente, no estoy aqui.  Mì yerno y mì hija fueron a Port Angeles mas temprano de este mes.  Mì yerno tomò este foto.  ¿ Magia, sì ?

ATTACK OF THE TRUCK-O-SAURUS !

ATTACK OF THE TRUCK-O-SAURUS !  I had never heard of the truck-o-saurus (also called “robo-saurus”) until Betty and I were engaged (or, more rather, un-engaged) slouched in the couch watching the late night news.  An ad for the local county … Continue reading

He Walked to the Edge of Cold Shivers, and Took Another Step

Tim Sewell walked to the edge of a 1000-foot or so precipice on July 3rd and kept on walking.  This is not a happy nor upbeat, insightful ‘there’s still hope for the universe’ post.  And, thankfully, no photos.

It’s possible I could find a photo with Tim in it, back when we were on the same hockey team.

I read the local newspaper a few times a week, and on or just after July 4th noted in the police reports that deputies were called out to help retrieve a body of someone who had either fallen or deliberately jumped from the Cold Shivers Overlook in the Colorado National Monument.

“Heck,” I thought.  “That’d do it.  No gray area there.”  If someone wanted to check out of this life with a guaranteed 100% chance of success, Cold Shivers would be highly recommended.

It’s about a 1,000 feet from the fenced-off abrupt cliff face to the valley floor.  I’ve thought how someone could race a bicycle down Glade Park Road and aim between the rock-&-mortar columns along the road just above this overlook.  Too bad for the bike.

Then … in the following Sunday edition of our local paper a sports columnist writes about Tim Sewell, battling who-knows-what personal demons, and putting a face and name on the anonymous jumper of July 3rd.

Definitely not whom you’d think would do such a thing.

Mr. Sewell was a young 47 — leaving his wife and two (teen-aged, I think) daughters.  And a seemingly successful career as a financial counselor.  Handsome dude, too.

I met him three or four years back while playing in our local ice-hockey league.  He was definitely NOT of ‘novice’ caliber.  Somehow, he ended up on the same team as I, and after that season was strongly encouraged to play in the upper leagues.  Guys would talk about the former fighter pilot, and those who raced bikes held him in awe.  He was a Colorado state road-racing champion for his age group.

One day I was driving through downtown and I saw a guy who looked like him standing on a corner.  He wore a nice suit, briefcase in hand, waiting to cross the street.  Later, in the locker room I joked that I saw a guy who looked a lot like him dressed in a suit downtown.

He briefly fixed me with a gaze and said “Sometimes when I see that guy, I don’t recognize him either.”  I think he meant seeing himself in the mirror.  In retrospect, this utterance could seem significant.  But, it was what it was, locker-room banter.

Still …  we will probably never know what prompted his abrupt departure.  Whatever certainties I gain in this life are, too frequently, eroded by the mysteries.  If there is a lesson to be learned, I should slow down (even further) and try to keep all options open.  Nothing profound — perhaps something will come — of it’s own accord. 

That’s it for now.  Tim, I hardly knew you.

DOGS OF THE FOREST

     Summer’s here, as it is, presumably, almost everywhere north of the eeek!weightor.  Day-time highs have been 100 (f).  Good weather for forest fires …

     The Pine Ridge fire, only about 10 miles north of our house.  It was the largest (17k acres) in our area for quite some time.  However, outside of the immediate region, it was un-noticed, due to its larger and more dangerous brethern elsewhere in the state.

     We promised our dogs, who hadn’t been getting out much, that they would become DOGS OF THE FOREST.  Sunday, July 1, we drove up Unaweep Canyon, turned off and up Divide Road, into the Dominguez (or Uncompahgre) Plateau.

Telephone Trail (near Dominguez Wilderness Area) crosses laFair Creek

We got out at the north head of Telephone Trail.  No idea why its called that.  It was still hot and dry where we were, but about 20 degrees cooler than at home.  I thought we hiked down, along, then across the upper Dominguez Creek — but looked at a map later and we were in the LaFair Creek drainage (a tributary of the upper Dominguez).  Challenging trail — posted for hikers and horses only.  I suppose real ‘gonzo’ mountain bikers might have enjoyed it …

dogs of the forest, or of the rocks

The dogs appreciate being off-leash, out of the yard, and loose.

Betty’s hat & fir symmetry

Betty notices things I don’t.  Like intricacies of flowers, insects, and the pattern of fir-tree branches.

more fir symmetry

Telephone Trail, once we made the steep and difficult-footing descent into LaFair Canyon, and the steeper climb out, actually becomes relatively level.  We continued into the forest, lamenting occasionally that the area sure could use some rain.

Bruce is doing well

Meanwhile, back at home, Bruce is doing well.  She (Betty insists Bruce is female) eats a pile of food seemingly equal to her body size every day during “eating season.”

inuksuit watches fire

The Pine Ridge fire burned for about a week.  As you can see, the smoke resembles cumulus clouds once carried up high enough.  And, we promised Rocksea, Sleven, and Dually that they’d be Dogs of The Forest again, soon.

cumulus growing fingers, near Cedaredge

Betty wanted to visit an art gallery, in search of works of a particular artist.  On July 4th we drove to Cedaredge, to the Apple Shed Gallery, where she bought a silk screen, reminescent of the Oregon or Washington seacoast.  (Artist’s name is mostly illegible — “Houksema”?)  Cedaredge is logical as the first part of a Grand Mesa loop.

Island lake (regionally famous) on the whirled-faymuss Grand Mesa

From Cedaredge, we continued UP into (and onto) the Grand Mesa.  What we wanted was a trailhead that wasn’t crowded.  All the big reservoirs were miniature Coney Islands.  Crag Crest Trail, where we had hoped to visit, was pretty popular also.

Lake RockSea Mirror

We stopped at the Mesa Top Trailhead.  There were three other vehicles there.  We had never heard of this before — and later, when I looked at maps, it must be ‘new’ as it wasn’t on any map I viewed.  The Mesa, once you’re on top, is about as “relatively” level as you’re gonna be in the forest … or the glades …

mesa glade

The Mesa Top trail is a single-track, marked for hikers and mountain-bikes only.  It was quite a change from “back home, down in the valley” as the temperature was maybe 70 and the area did not appear dry.  In fact, it sprinkled, light rain, on us a few times.

rocksea, slevven

And yes, they were DOGS OF THE FOREST.  On our way back we decided that the two younger dogs may have gone twice as far as we — what with the weaving back and forth, charging off into the trees, and, as often as possible, into the ponds and swamps.

flower yellow butterfly

As stated before, Betty notices things.

leaf green bug

(This was actually noticed on our Dominguez hike a few days before).

mesa glade, rain cloud

Betty pointed out the red, white, and blue flowers.  Pretty appropriate for the day.

the dogs liked this!

This pond was about a mile from the trailhead.  A pretty neat camping spot.  Later, I found out from a fireman that what I thought was state-wide strict fire-restrictions was relaxed on the Mesa.  We could have camped, with a fire.

Dually, cairns

lavender? flowerz

Sleven, amongst the cairns

We turned around at “the cairns” — about 2.5 miles from where we started.  Good thing, the black dog has gotten so that this is “far” for him.

ladies of the forest

The ladies of the forest.  Usually Rocksea is off and away, looking for small animals to torment.  Or strange grunge to either roll in and/or eat.

(axually, this is from the previous hike, top (north)  of LaFair Canyon)

We got back to the trailhead and talked to a couple who were looking at the billboard-map.  They told us that further out on the same trail, they had seen a moose.  I remarked that (1) I had NEVER seen a Colorado moose, and (2) our dogs would have, no doubt, run toward it, only to be CHASED AWAY.

We packed into the truck and completed the loop, through Mesa Lakes, Mesa (itself), and I-70 back home.  It was 90+ degrees.  The rest of the day, due to fireworks restrictions, was about as quiet a July 4th as there ever was.  Oh, and the cat was apparently waiting for the mailman.  (He must not have known that there’d be no mail delivery on July 4th.)

The post(wo)man hates this

Our mail delivery-person is sometimes harassed by the dogs.  Now he (or she, when he is “off”) has a different problem …

Does he think the mailman has kitty treats?

Mundo Pequeño

Temprano en este mes, fuimos a Denver porque nuestros hijos fueron allì, con nuestro nieto.  Por supuesto, tuvimos ir, para pasar tiempo con ellos.  Especialmente con “Eddie.”

Mientras allì, fuimos a una tienda de jardinerìa.  Hizo un poco de lluvia (y algun trueno).  La tienda tuvo espacios de afueras y un cuarto grande interior.  Mientras “Betty” fue de compras, estuvieron tres mùsicos — mariachis.  Fui cerca y llevando mi nieto.  Uno de ellos mira Eddie y digame que Eddie fue “el mundo pequeño.”  Entonces ellos tocaron un canciòn de “El Mundo Pequeño.”

Hay diez fotos, arriba.  De izquierda a derecha, de arriba abajo:

1.  “E” y su amigo, Hugh.

2.  Por supuesto:  ♪ baño, limpear!

3.  Contemplaciòn.

4.  Comiendo con mamà.

5.  Manejar el coche con Papà.

6.  Mano en boca …

7.  Sin ropa, y afuera.

8.  “Jaunty.” (gentil, gracioso)

9.  Con abuelos.

10.  Caminar con Papà y Mamà.

BAGBY HOT SPURRINGS, IN THE SCHNOW

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betty and “the rooch” at the Bagby Trailhead

Betty & I were going, as has become habit, to visit our kids for Thanksgiving.  Rachel and Ben live in Portland (OR), and we don’t.  “The kids” were going to be busy at work for a few days early in our arrival, so Betty looked for “things to do.”  She googled “hot springs” in Oregon, and something named Bagby was tops on the list.

We perused the information — it sounded nice — seemed too far away — heck, we were just looking.

We flew in, rented a car, and the main trip “on our own” was to go see Astoria.  ‘Twas fun.

Kids ended their work shifts and suggested we go into the mountains, southeast, up the Clackamas, and take in Bagby Hot Springs.  Another in the never-ending series of what you might call ‘coincidences’ in our lives.

We had been to the Clackamas above Estacada the previous spring.  A resplendent sunny day, and Ben visited a certain area occasionally to acquire a truckload of smooth river rocks for his never-ending yard-beautification projects.  We went on a run on a trail on the hillside above the river, Ben and I, while Betty negotiated what she could on a mountain bike.  The next day, my back had seized-up and was somewhat inoperative — probably due to improper heavy-rock-lifting techniques.

Mid-November 2010 — the first winter storm for the Oregon mountains was imminent.  The idea of a hot springs soak was even more alluring.  Ben & R planned the trip with a lot more detail than Betty and I would have.  We had plenty of beer, they bought gourmet sub sandwiches at a deli in Estacada, and, of course, we had to go on a run.

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the old man, schlipping & schlossing left behind on a riverside run, saw this, a lot

We stopped for provisions on the way, and then pulled over at a trailhead above where we had visited the previous spring.  The predicted storm had begun, mostly slush and icy rain but the temperature was tolerable.  We hardy mountain folk (yeah, right) were not worried.

As soon as Ben and R trotted down the trail (Betty was walking the dog) I was in unfamiliar territory.  Back home, I do not run off-pavement when it was wet, as we live in the slippery-shaley-gumbo-y high desert.  This stuff was definitely … sloshy.  Slightly slippery.  The precipitation continued (and increased) gradually, but “the kids” were obviously not worried.  They ran away from me, but I knew when they turned back we would re-encounter and getting lost was not among my concerns.

I was worried that I would emulate the scene from “Romancing the Stone” where our hero and heroine slip off the road down the frictionless muddy hillside into the river.  The river surged and roared scant yards below me.  The water temperature was probably just a few degrees above freezing.  Frequently the thought occurred to me that here was a “senior citizen” (over 60) left alone in the Oregon wild elements, with emphasis on elemental and wild, bare-legged, thin socks, totally soaked shoes.  Would I have done that to my dad?  In retrospect, they must have had more than a slight amount of faith in my abilities, more certainty than I.

“The kids” turned around as planned.  I saw them coming, reversed course, tried to stay ahead.  After a few minutes I was alone again, sloshing through the ever-deepening puddles and taking it real easy when on the wood bridges, and, especially, on the trail sections closest to the river.

Our trip plans, as stated before, surpassed most of what I would have considered, but we did not have much in the way of dry clothes.  We huddled into the car and Ben piloted the  craft up, up, and into the increasing snowstorm.

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this was the view before it really started to snow

We hadn’t seen any other vehicles for quite some time.  There was a van pulled off the road not too far into our drive, and two guys were getting ready to ride their bikes.  (Oregon might have as many extreme wilderness-adventure types as Colorado).  We didn’t give this much thought.

Ben and Raytch had been to the hot springs a couple times before, and knew the road.  I’m pretty sure that previously it hadn’t been like this.  The visible road-pavement area diminished, until there was barely evidence of just the tire-tracks of whatever vehicle had passed this way last.  I think it was a car we saw going down.  The snow, if you could call it that, deepened with distance and time, until the schlussh reached mid-hubcap.

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they’ve only run 4 miles thru the slush, NOW we’re ready to hike!

R and B’s previous hot springs sojourns had run the risk of lack of hot-tub availability.  After all, Portland, a major metro area, was within a two-hour drive, and Bagby Hot Springs had only a half-dozen or so tubs.  “Take a number.”

We pulled off the road and into a parking lot.  There were two other vehicles there, and I seem to remember that a group was leaving.  My memory of some things was hazy, probably affected by the weather.  Yeah, foggy.

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yes, it really looked like this, when the storm cleared somewhat

We started hiking.  “The kids” (B & R are 30 — “kids” as far as we’re concerned) assured us that it was an easy 1.5 to 2 mile hike.  And we left their (poor) dog in the car.  Ordinarily, no dogs are allowed.  Had we known NOW what we KNEW LATER, the dog could have accompanied — no problemo.

Worrisome entity as I’m occasionally apt to be, the potential-for-vexsome quotient was readily spread out on the table.  We (we three runners) were already wearing our saturated running clothes, fortunately we had heavier jackets for outer-wear, but heck, back in Colorawdough, the temperature could drop many many degrees and, well, there might be a reason to worry.  The Kids, after distributing the trek provisions somewhat equally, resolutely hit the trail without any trepiditatious indications whatsoever.

Well, again, so soon, I was lost in foreign unfamiliar territory.  I hadn’t been up an upper-elevation stream in Colorado while it was snowing in more years than I would like you to know.  And then, we’d be on cross-country skiis and prepared for extended sub-freezing temperatures.  The Kids lived in the area, and acted like what we were doing was, well, sort of normal.

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And so I lost myself into the primeval northwestern coastal foggy saturated late-autumnal forest.  A sense of wonderment, like you might feel if you just totally abandoned textbook knowledge and plodded along with only instinctual gut-feelings as your guide.  Made sense to me.  If I considered the rational alternative, I’d hustle back quickly to the car, drive to the nearest town, and buy dry clothes.

No, this was much more fun.

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the everpresent loud and agitated stormy stream

Still, the 1.5 or 2 miles was taking a bit longer than, well, what I thought a 2-mile hike would take.  We crossed a couple bridges, switch-backing high above the river.  Coming down the trail was a happy jubilant boistrous group of people.  “Heck,” I thought, “we might have a hot tub or pool all to ourselves, without sharing!”  The Kids had mentioned, more than once, that usually you might have to sit in a tub with strangers.

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i started to think we would just go and go, and never arrive, and

We finally arrived at the Ranger Cabin, gateway to the Bagby Hot Springs infrastructure.  I think they said that this is occupied during the summer season.  As an added bonus, we were at the edge of a Wilderness area.  The idea of “wilderness” has always appealed to me.  Nice to know they’re there.

Most the “tubs” are canoes — idyllic for a romantic interlude for two, and once obtained, probably difficult to share with anyone else.  And the crown jewell of the facilities is the Big Hot Tub.

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it is a rare day, or night, or whenever, when you can just hike in and THE BIG TUB is yours !

As we had grown to suspect, the entire place was OURS.  The picture, above, shows the ladies opening up their sandwiches.  The “white thing” is the end of the pipe from THE SOURCE of the hot water, and if you don’t want to scald, another pipe from the cold stream is available.  You can moderate between these, adjusting the water temp.  I think when we arrived, the hot pipe only was flowing into the tub, so we had to turn that off and turn on the cold.

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i didn’t know what the magick white wand of mysteriousness was, but i think it’s the hot-water faucet

And beer.

Sometimes I become like the Christopher Lloyd character from “Dream Team” and pick up trash.  I was dismayed to see empty bottles nearby and other discards.  Once suitably warmed, I would venture out of the embryonic amniotic vessel and gather and stuff as many as I could into the nearest trash-can.  I presume that this being a treasured spot in Enlightened Oregon, the continuing beautification process was in a brief lapse among whatever collective consciousness should ordinarily prevail.

sometimes it was foggier !

Yes, as the storm continued, and the slushy snow gradually changed to not-so-slushy snow, we had periods of fogginess.  Which, of course, added to the mystical aspect.  We were about as far from the dry high desert of Western Colorado as we could get.  And quite pruney.  Night was imminent, and so we put the soggy tub-garments and other soaked items into a plastic bag, and prepared for departure.  Fortunately, I had brought a large down winter coat purchased at a Columbia outlet store when in Portand on a previous visit.

“snow shroom”

I suppose that forests nearer the coast in Oregon should, on occasion, resemble those of Colorado in winter — snow-covered.  But the grass and small plants and, well, everything, appeared not quite ready for hibernation.  In spite of the “attack of the white stuff” it seemed there was a force field of resistance.  The so-called ‘annual’ (as opposed to perennial) forms of life seemed impervious to this onslaught.

The trip down went a bit faster than that coming in.  And — we encountered the two guys we had seen a couple hours back, many miles down the road — riding their bicycles on the trail.  In the gathering dark, it’s a safe bet to assume that they were going to spend the night.  We continued hurrying to the car.  Surprizingly, none of us was freezing.  Not very uncomfortable at all.  I was as, well, relaxed as could be, under the circumstances.

goinHOAM (& dry out!)

Dog (Aspen) was glad to see us.  And for the passengers, there was still some of that sedative hydrational substance for the drive back.