Little is actually known about Rosco Betunada and even less is factual. At the age of 15, Mr. B. incorporated a regimen of distance-running into his direction-less and futile life – and now, many years later, Mr. B’s life remains direction-less and futile, and the running regimen remains an integral part of it.
In the mid-1990’s he was asked to “fill in” as the MMS temporary Newsletter Editor until “a real one” could be found. We are still looking for that person …
The “running regimen” began in 1964. One year later he was a Colorado State High School Cross-Country champion. His running “career” since then has continued un-abatedly in a downward spiral. His goal every race is to NOT set a P.W., but that wish is rarely achieved anymore.
His car is probably the only one in the parking lot at a given race with a “2.62” bumper sticker. He holds the world record (‘whirled wreckord’) for the ONE-MILLION CENTIMETER BIKE RACE AT 10,000-FEET ELEVATION WHILE RIDING NUDE UNDER THE FOOL MOON.
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HOORAY FOR YOU!!! Clap! Clap! Actually, congratulations!
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well … thank you, but congratulations for being so … um, occasionally outsighed of the box. whatever the box is. perhaps it’s a sack. or a conumdrumnunal quagmire. this “event” (the bike ride) occurred during (not only mine but two of my friend’s) apparent need to do something phenomenally stoopyd about 30+ years ago. (& I hope hooever inherits the task or whatever, uses that pixure for my obituary.)
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HAHAHAH! I hope they do so also!
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