EvilPorkyWheels

yeah, rite. weir knot kiddeeng, hear.  there IS a/an evilporkywheels.  this’ll be XXXplay-end, shortly. If there is a town named EvilPorkyWheels, it is prawblee sum-wear in You-taw. My Uncle Evil-P-W lives there, and as a deputy sheriff, occasionally has to … Continue reading

My wife: The Grass Nazi

My wife:  The (Lawn) Grass Nazi Betty, under close scrutiny by JaJa, attacks yet another previously unmowed patch of grass.  Poor innocent lawn-compositional matrix.  You’ve seen enough of those movies, where the big bad battleship-spaceships swoop down out of the skies and … Continue reading